I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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