You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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