Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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