sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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