Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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