i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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