your thong is hanging out like whoa
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Randomize
