DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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