Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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