She is in my trunk
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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