I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Girls should come with a carfax report
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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