I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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