maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my being single is dangerous.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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