he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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