: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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