Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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