Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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