Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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