As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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