So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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