I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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