Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
