I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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