Green mimosas i think yes
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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