Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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