I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
it glows. i had to have it.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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