She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Boobs speak an international language.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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