But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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