Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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