Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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