How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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