Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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