i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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