Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?