we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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