Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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