i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i think i just lost a toe
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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