party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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