So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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