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I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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