For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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