Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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