If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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