My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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