If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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