Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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