yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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