this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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