I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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