I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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