hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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