If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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