i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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