i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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