Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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