Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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